I love my shirt every one ask me where I got it from. I gave them yall information thanks againGreat look wore to Mets gameIf you get a small it’s more like a youth size 8-10Hello world. My name's Gerald Droogy. I'm 31 and still finding myself. My dad was proud when I graduated college 9 years ago, but has lost enthusiasm as I make use of my communications degree working part time at a car wash. Silly Papa! But enough about me. It's time to share my journey with this shirt shaped like the letter T.My family holds many traditions. The normal ones of course, like carving up a tasty thanksgiving turkey with loved ones, or setting out milk and cookies for Santa (I still believe). But we also have our own quirky, rascally fun-time yippy-hee-woo-goo traditions. Like "Fire Ant Day". For example, fire ant day may seem like a day to pay tribute to the little bugs whose bites sting like spilling hot ramen noodles on your sunburned belly. Oh, if I had a dollar... But anyway, fire ant day was actually quite the opposite. Me and my sister, Croo Droogy, would kill ants with fire. You see, ants ruined the first 2 homes we lived in as children. Then again, we farm free range ants on our living room floor. I still blame GW Bush. The other fun day we had was "Opposite Day".On Opposite Day, we would do all sorts of silly things. Papa would tell mommy he loved her. The ice cube trays were placed in the oven. And I would wear my sister's lipstick. Only I actually wanted to everyday. You see, I had a secret that Papa probably didn't want to hear about.I was terrible at T-ball. Still am. But I knew from an early age that something was different about me. NASCAR was uninteresting to me. I couldn't care less about us winning the Gulf War with ease. And the Bubble Tape gum tasted like Bubble Turd. Papa and I never saw eye to eye. Probably because I was 3 feet, 8 inches tall at 7 years old. But more likely because I was "different"This Straight Outta Milwaukee shirt is my Opposite Day shirt. Cause I'm Gay in Omaha.The 4X size was a true 4X. The car wash patrons see this shirt for 15-20 hours a week. Drink it in, Omaha. While you get the spot-free rinse, now you know my story.Droogy out. I have stage 4 cancer in both shoulders.Great shirt and Cleveland rocks